早起的鸟儿有点心吃

This was taken after the Wo-Men Annual Gaming Competition. The winners for this year are Huey Kaey, O Pui, Pee, Joo Chuan – almost all at the expense of Hong So and Tattoo. Hopefully elephant, O Bah, Tua can join next year to make it more lao juak.

It was 6.15am in the morning. Age is catching up but it is good to see that we still looked so fresh after nearly 8 hours of marathon session.

百尺竿头，更进一步

很认同太子，火鸡，均玮，老人清和的话，我们的二十多年的兄弟情真的是难得，有时也令人难以置信。

这又是二张珍藏照，十六个来自各方的好汉聚集一堂，参与一年一度的新春嘉年华兼会员大会。

相信在太子的英明领导之下，我们的会务会蒸蒸日上，我们的友情兄弟情会更进一步！

Election 2008 Part 3 - Prince is the New Hui Chang!

Now the finale!
Prince, a 4-5 bookmaker’s favorite, emerged as the New Hui Chang for Rat Lunar Year. He gathered 11 votes ahead of Pek with 7 votes and Pee with 5 votes. Both the losing candidates gave Prince big hugs and carried his body and his balls and shouted hidup wo-men.

In his winning speech, Prince promised to bring Wo-Men to venture out of Malaysia. He also appointed Pek as the Deputy Hui Chang with Home Affairs portfolio and Pee as 2nd Deputy Hui Chang with Foreign Affairs portfolio.

Election 2008 Part 2 - The clean Election in process

Let me continue - and allow me to finish off the election stories using English.

After the nomination, we started the voting process. We used the high quality post-it papers as our voting papers. Hongso Tatt chaired the Election Commission, assisted by Boo Wei, Lau Ee, Ir Turkey and Dr Birdie. All the votes were strictly controlled and the counting process had been very professional and transparent. Lau Ee read out the candidate number, Hongso Tatt verified them before Boo Wei registered the counts. Dr Birdie then did the audit. We also had the KPMG's youngest, brightest and most handsome partner to conduct the final independent audit.

The competition had been very very stiff. All three candidates kept praying, smoking, touching che-ling etc. with the hope they would pull through. We also witnessed one candidate using his hoonkeetao to poke the other older candidate.

In addition to those in attendance, we also frantically called and woke up the remaining brothers to get them to SMS/Voice vote in. Again, this process was also very well thought through, well planned and well executed with high integrity. The brothers informed one of the commission members via voice call and followed by SMSing in the names. Dr Birdie again audited the process and the message details to ensure no manipulation of votes. Maxis, the leading Malaysia Cellular Operator, also deployed dedicated transmission trunks to ensure the SMS' were encrypted yet still ensured the delivery in 25 milliseconds.

For completeness sake, let me release the full list of 23 voters :-

Physical presence

1. Birdie
2. Boo Wei
3. Keun Wei
4. Pek
5. Prince
6. Ju
7. Tua
8. Elephant
9. Ham
10. Tatt
11. How Kor
12. Chiang
13. Pee
14. Joo Chuan
15. O Pui
16. Huey Kaey

Via SMS/Voice Votes

1. O Bah
2. Guang Voon
3. Khiam Huat (!!!)
4. Ang Tau (!!)
5. Tatto
6. Pong
7. Lamina

大人和小孩共同嗜好

感谢O'PUI给一大班小孩和一些大人带来了回味无穷的乐趣!



原来O'PUI蛮有香港艺人的风度, 都喜欢请人吃冰淇淋.

持续了21年我们的传统

21年了, 世界改变了很多, TURKEY的腰围也从当年的26寸变了现在的38寸, 但不变的是每年我们的聚会, 不变的是AH HAM的童贞, 还有同样的欢乐, 同样的玩笑.
当然我们也很怀念这些年缺乏的, O'BA 的..., 红豆的....., 阿马的....
希望明年多了他们的笑声!

How thick are your lips?

Mater Lee dropped a bombshell during the AGM by claiming that the thickness of men’s lips is an indication of our “BooWei” strength.

Then the Election discussion suddenly turned into a discussion of Election with R instead of L.

You can see the enthusiasm of Tua, Ham and Boo Wei touching and massaging their lips to make them thicker.

We later proved that this theory is unfounded as Pek has relatively thicker lips as compared to the rest but we have many clear evidences that his “BooWei” is no good. So this is not a good fengshui tips.

Btw, we also watched the Ah Pek on youtube. I thought Ah Pek is really composed during his presentation to the big crowd at E Gate. Only the SuanOng Ham critized the use of repetive words. You can see it yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaB1rrj8FKE

新春@我们

大家鼠年行好运。
2007 是极有意义的一年，‘我们’经历了20年的考验，在会长昌逹的极积领导下，把我们更加紧密的拉在一起， 把我们带进另一个高峰，羽球赛，疯狂派对，还有我们的部落格，都让我们更珍惜这一生的知己。
恭喜清和找到人生目标，希望成为一代风水大师。
太子在北方开创一片新天地，阿大阿江南下打天下，阿鸟学无止境。
而2008有何愿望呢？
希望阿扁雾里寻花千百度，柳岸花明，开花结果。
火鸡能忙里偷闲，想想未来另一种人生。
阿ham 在李大师改运下，桃花不断。
dr lim 的“下半场”，该如何打？
红豆，阿马，O 光，阿sex在国外，大放异彩，
国内的brothers, 步步高升，
而大家想念的oba, 何时归来？

新年快乐

Brothers,

It's the time of the year again!!!

I wish you and your family a happy and prosperious year of the RAT. I look forward to celebrate the occasion with all of you in Penang.

First Lecture

Dr Lim has a wish. He wishes that all brothers share the knowledge of the respective fields with all the brothers. He also would like us to share business proposals among brothers. This would be a first step towards building a higher-than-PGCC Jasmin Plaza.

On the last day of 2007, we fulfiled Dr Lim's wish - or at least we made the first step.

Ah Pek gave us a lecture on 八字. We had very good participation from the fellow students. The discussions have been lively. The engagement has been extremely good. Such an enthusiasm was last seen in 80s during the English class of Disco Cat.

Personally, it is too complex for me to understand. But fortunately I remembered few key points, mainly from the discussions with fellow students

• huey kaey's best place to do is at car porch. This is located at the south east side of the house
• try to go down from bed at the east side. If the east side is adjacent wall with neighbour, please make a big hole
• the direction where your little brothers are pointing when you are asleep is extremely important. it is always good to tie to the ceiling fan

I hope brothers would put the above into good practices in 2008!