Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Election 2008 Part 3 - Prince is the New Hui Chang!
Now the finale!
Prince, a 4-5 bookmaker’s favorite, emerged as the New Hui Chang for Rat Lunar Year. He gathered 11 votes ahead of Pek with 7 votes and Pee with 5 votes. Both the losing candidates gave Prince big hugs and carried his body and his balls and shouted hidup wo-men.
In his winning speech, Prince promised to bring Wo-Men to venture out of Malaysia. He also appointed Pek as the Deputy Hui Chang with Home Affairs portfolio and Pee as 2nd Deputy Hui Chang with Foreign Affairs portfolio.
Prince, a 4-5 bookmaker’s favorite, emerged as the New Hui Chang for Rat Lunar Year. He gathered 11 votes ahead of Pek with 7 votes and Pee with 5 votes. Both the losing candidates gave Prince big hugs and carried his body and his balls and shouted hidup wo-men.
In his winning speech, Prince promised to bring Wo-Men to venture out of Malaysia. He also appointed Pek as the Deputy Hui Chang with Home Affairs portfolio and Pee as 2nd Deputy Hui Chang with Foreign Affairs portfolio.
Election 2008 Part 2 - The clean Election in process
Let me continue - and allow me to finish off the election stories using English.
After the nomination, we started the voting process. We used the high quality post-it papers as our voting papers. Hongso Tatt chaired the Election Commission, assisted by Boo Wei, Lau Ee, Ir Turkey and Dr Birdie. All the votes were strictly controlled and the counting process had been very professional and transparent. Lau Ee read out the candidate number, Hongso Tatt verified them before Boo Wei registered the counts. Dr Birdie then did the audit. We also had the KPMG's youngest, brightest and most handsome partner to conduct the final independent audit.
The competition had been very very stiff. All three candidates kept praying, smoking, touching che-ling etc. with the hope they would pull through. We also witnessed one candidate using his hoonkeetao to poke the other older candidate.
In addition to those in attendance, we also frantically called and woke up the remaining brothers to get them to SMS/Voice vote in. Again, this process was also very well thought through, well planned and well executed with high integrity. The brothers informed one of the commission members via voice call and followed by SMSing in the names. Dr Birdie again audited the process and the message details to ensure no manipulation of votes. Maxis, the leading Malaysia Cellular Operator, also deployed dedicated transmission trunks to ensure the SMS' were encrypted yet still ensured the delivery in 25 milliseconds.
For completeness sake, let me release the full list of 23 voters :-
Physical presence
- Birdie
- Boo Wei
- Keun Wei
- Pek
- Prince
- Ju
- Tua
- Elephant
- Ham
- Tatt
- How Kor
- Chiang
- Pee
- Joo Chuan
- O Pui
- Huey Kaey
Via SMS/Voice Votes
- O Bah
- Guang Voon
- Khiam Huat (!!!)
- Ang Tau (!!)
- Tatto
- Pong
- Lamina
Monday, February 11, 2008
我们的下一代的Blog
深圳欢迎你!
持续了21年我们的传统
Friday, February 8, 2008
How thick are your lips?
Mater Lee dropped a bombshell during the AGM by claiming that the thickness of men’s lips is an indication of our “BooWei” strength.
Then the Election discussion suddenly turned into a discussion of Election with R instead of L.
You can see the enthusiasm of Tua, Ham and Boo Wei touching and massaging their lips to make them thicker.
We later proved that this theory is unfounded as Pek has relatively thicker lips as compared to the rest but we have many clear evidences that his “BooWei” is no good. So this is not a good fengshui tips.
Btw, we also watched the Ah Pek on youtube. I thought Ah Pek is really composed during his presentation to the big crowd at E Gate. Only the SuanOng Ham critized the use of repetive words. You can see it yourself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaB1rrj8FKEElection 2008 Part 1 - The Nomination
After the dinner, we went to Prince office for the Wo-Men AGM. We were joined by Birdie, Elephant, Pek, Tua, Lau Ee, Joo Chuan making this the biggest turnout in the recent years - 16 brothers in total.
We started with potential candidates start pouring wine, giving fengshui tips, buying ice cream, peeling kam, entert etc. There is no money politics nor promising of overseas trips though.
After much delibration, we shouted out 3 shortlisted candidates and they are:-
1. Pek
2. Prince
3. Pee
This is definitely a year for the P's. May be for all Penangites too.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
新春@我们
大家鼠年行好运。
2007 是极有意义的一年,‘我们’经历了20年的考验,在会长昌逹的极积领导下,把我们更加紧密的拉在一起, 把我们带进另一个高峰,羽球赛,疯狂派对,还有我们的部落格,都让我们更珍惜这一生的知己。
恭喜清和找到人生目标,希望成为一代风水大师。
太子在北方开创一片新天地,阿大阿江南下打天下,阿鸟学无止境。
而2008有何愿望呢?
希望阿扁雾里寻花千百度,柳岸花明,开花结果。
火鸡能忙里偷闲,想想未来另一种人生。
阿ham 在李大师改运下,桃花不断。
dr lim 的“下半场”,该如何打?
红豆,阿马,O 光,阿sex在国外,大放异彩,
国内的brothers, 步步高升,
而大家想念的oba, 何时归来?
2007 是极有意义的一年,‘我们’经历了20年的考验,在会长昌逹的极积领导下,把我们更加紧密的拉在一起, 把我们带进另一个高峰,羽球赛,疯狂派对,还有我们的部落格,都让我们更珍惜这一生的知己。
恭喜清和找到人生目标,希望成为一代风水大师。
太子在北方开创一片新天地,阿大阿江南下打天下,阿鸟学无止境。
而2008有何愿望呢?
希望阿扁雾里寻花千百度,柳岸花明,开花结果。
火鸡能忙里偷闲,想想未来另一种人生。
阿ham 在李大师改运下,桃花不断。
dr lim 的“下半场”,该如何打?
红豆,阿马,O 光,阿sex在国外,大放异彩,
国内的brothers, 步步高升,
而大家想念的oba, 何时归来?
Saturday, February 2, 2008
新年快乐
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